Ezekiel 34:7-11 (Barely Adapted)

“Therefore, you Christian shepherds of Alabama, hear the word of the Lord:

You abandoned my flock and left them to be attacked by every wild animal and pedaphile. Though you were supposedly my shepherds, you didn’t search for my sheep when they were lost. You took care of your political ambitions and greed while you left the sheep to starve. Therefore, you shepherds, hear the word of the Lord, 'I now consider these shepherds my enemies, and I will hold them responsible for all the sexual assault that has happened to my flock... I will rescue my flock from their mouths; the sheep will no longer be their prey."